you don’t know me. (and i like it that way.)
try as he might to photograph me and my brother, joey (see below, the little rat trying to sneak out of the room), our human companion is never very successful. we are very private individuals and we treasure our internet anonymity.
what is this ‘caturday’ thing i’ve heard about? what? a day set aside for humans to post photos of their cats on the internet? cats–can’t trust ’em. always with the ulterior motive, the furtive move, the sly je ne sais quoi.
this interview is over. move it or i’ll pull a sean penn on you.