1. the cardinals gathered to elect a new pope break into a rousing rendition of the “harlem shake” while crossing st. peter’s square. can you say “flash mob”?
2. the failure of fox news. roger ailes be damned. and don’t even get me started on the murdoch’s.
3. world peace. (i must maintain my pageant papers.)
4. prop 8 declared unconstitutional by the supremes.
5. wishes = horses