19
Oct
12

two plants have a conversation* wherein they discuss the relative gayness of a minor reality t.v. celebrity and the fact that there are dogs in india who do not have ‘treats’

“he is so-o-o gay,” claimed the verbena.

“there was never a moment where you would have been able to discern that,” riposted the nameless juniper-like plant to the verbena’s right.

“oh, puh-lease! he was one dropped curler from having helium legs and you’ll never convince me otherwise,” noted the verbena, crossing its arms across its chest and turning its back to the nameless juniper-like plant to its right.

*mea culpa. for this post i have borrowed a ‘device’ from this blog’s author: matthewgallaway. i encourage my readers to sign up for his posts; you won’t be sorry that you did.


2 Responses to “two plants have a conversation* wherein they discuss the relative gayness of a minor reality t.v. celebrity and the fact that there are dogs in india who do not have ‘treats’”


  1. October 19, 2012 at 9:14 am

    “helium legs” = Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

    • October 19, 2012 at 12:44 pm

      There was a time, Mike, in the 1970’s, when the gay vernacular was as sparkling, vibrant, and funny a second language as any you might find from that time period. Gay life is so homogenized anymore (“See! I’m just like you!” when nothing could be further from the truth) that I’m afraid there’s just a few of us left to carry on the tradition.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


Archives

Categories

Twitter Updates

Copyright notice

© Robert Patrick, and Cultivar, 2008-2013. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts, photographs and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Robert Patrick and Cultivar with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

%d bloggers like this: